DinosaurGuy Network Opening Bumpers

DinosaurGuy Calling Cades

(2008-late 2009)

Logo: We see a tyrannosaurus, stegosaurus, apatosaurus, pteranodon and triceratops walking down a street wearing DinosaurGuy Network shirts all mixed up then they change it to make it spell right. They gather inside a TV with a face on it as the DinosaurGuy Network shirts merge together. Then they keep walking down the street.

FX: All the animation in the logo.

Music: The animals singing some kind of chant leading into how DinosaurGuy is #1 which is like "Hon de laud hup hivvel up roar, Hon de laud hup hivvel up raah raah, Hon de rikki tikki lo y living #1 DinosaurGuy Network!".

Availability: Extremely rare; currently only seen on the Japanese dub of Fossil Fighters, available for viewing at the official DinosaurGuy International Media Services, Inc. website and on the DVD and Blu-ray releases of it

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Scare Factor: None.

Coffee Shop

2009-present

Logo: We see all kinds of objects on a Caribou Coffee store. At each character, DinosaurGuy is right at the top. A bunch of kids sing the Nickelodeon theme (except it contains DinosaurGuy Network in the lyrics), and then a pause occurs with Ganon yelling "You must die!" and a bunch of cartoon sounds. Then the kids resume the song by saying "DinosaurGuy is best!" followed by the entire character listing at the same location.

FX: Just 2.5D with a bunch of toys in a Caribou Coffee store.

Music: The kids singing and the dialogue with bluegrass twang in the background.

Availability: Current.

Scare Factor: None. This is a funny logo; you may be caught off-guard with the lines of the characters, though.

DinosaurGuy Blimp:

Late 2009-present

Logo: On a purple flashing background, we see 3 kids painting an orange blimp. Then a bunch of kids put the letters DinosaurGuy Network on it to spell "DinosaurGuy Network" right on the blimp.

FX: 2D with live-action, chromakeyed onto painted purple backgrounds alternating.

Music: A bunch of drums.

Availability: Current.

Scare Factor: None. This was a commonly popular logo.

Disco Meta Knights

2008-2009

Logo: We see 6 kids sawing down a DinosaurGuy sheet as it zooms up on the Nickelodeon as we hear a woman say "Do the Dinosaur Thing". "Never Gonna Give You Up" plays except at the end it goes on DinosaurGuy. It changes to 3 Meta Knights in sky-blue DinosaurGuy suits doing disco. It zooms in on the second Meta Knight as we see the suit say DinosaurGuy Network.

FX: Animated characters on a blue and green flashing background.

Music: The kids and Meta Knights singing with disco music in the background.

Availability: Uncommon.

Scare factor: None.

Lockers

(2009)

Logo: In a black and white school hall, we see kids getting stuff from lockers and going to class. As more kids go to class, we see the DinosaurGuy lockers in black and white. One locker is open, but a kid runs to shut it. The logo then turns to color.

FX: Live action.

Music: Just the kids chattering and locker doors clanging shut.

Availability: Rare.

Scare Factor: Low. The DinosaurGuy going from black and white to color may startle some.

Opera:2008-late 2009

Logo: We see a conductor with long hair, glasses, a mustache, and a little beard on a stage as he uses his baton to start the show. Then it zooms out on a lady with sky-blue hair that reads DinosaurGuy Network wearing orange singing the Nickelodeon theme (except it contains "DinosaurGuy" in the lyrics). It briefly closes up to her face. Then we see her whole body as she loudly sings "DinosaurGuy is best!" Then we see the conductor with a hysterical look on his face as his glasses break.

FX: A mix of 2D animation and live-action.

Music: Orchestra tuning up until after the conductor begins the show then the lady sings with an orchestral number in the background.

Availability: Uncommon; can be seen on opera-related programs on DinosaurGuy Music & Arts.

Scare Factor: High; the lady’s big hair and zooming out and the scary-looking conductor’s breaking glasses could scare quite a few.

Bones:

2009-present

Logo: A girl holds up a DinosaurGuy bone to a dog, throws it, then we see a close-up of the spinning DinosaurGuy bone then the dog catches it.

FX: All 2-D

Music: Same as the "Ladybugs" logo except it's barking from the dog.

Availability: Common; can be seen on pet-related programs on DinosaurGuy Pets.

Scare Factor: Low to median. The music and close-ups of the bone might get to some.

DinoPinchface:2008-present

Logo: In a funky-style room, 2 eyes, big glasses, a mouth, and a bow appear in the center as we see 2 fists with eyes and lips on the right and 2 Dinosaurs on the left as the 2 fists do the DinosaurGuy version of the Nick Nick Nick. Screens behind them say "Dinosaur." On some parts, the Dinosaurs change to "DinosaurGuy Network." After the 2nd time, we see DinosaurGuy Network pop up on the screen 3 times.

FX: All live-action with puppets.

Music: A funky-sounding version of the DinosaurGuy theme.

Availability: Not as common as it was since the channel's launch, thankfully; can be seen on funk-related programs on DinosaurGuy Music & Arts.

Scare Factor: Medium to NIGHTMARE; the face in the middle, the close-up of the DinosaurGuys, and the graphics may scare some, and it also has seizure-inducing flashing.

Golf:2008-present

Logo: A guy says "Shhh..." and then hits a DinosaurGuy golf ball with his club. The ball goes through the whole course full of obstacles that read "DinosaurGuy International Media Services Comm., Inc." as you hear pinball music. The ball makes it into the hole as a bunch of kids cheer.

FX: A mix of live-action, 2D, and claymation.

Music: Pinball type music.

Availability: Common; can be seen on golf-related programs on DinosaurGuy Sports.

Scare Factor: None. This is a good logo.

Ladybugs:2009-present

Logo: A bunch of ladybugs are on a picnic blanket with all the food eaten (i.e cheese, and a sandwich). One plays a ukulele and another sticks out of a can with a night cap on as they all sing the DinosaurGuy variation of he Nickelodeon theme while some ladybugs hiccup. 1/4 of the food have Dinosaur or DinosaurGuy Network in them. At the end, it zooms out of the picnic blanket saying DinosaurGuy Network.

FX: All the animation in the logo.

Music: All the ladybugs singing with a ukulele playing in the background.

Availability: Uncommon; can be seen on bug-related programs on DinosaurGuy Pets.

Scare Factor: Low. The singing bad-sounding ladybugs could get to some.

Funky Dance: 2008-late 2009

Logo: We see a group of kids in a circle as a guy sings Never Gonna Give You Up, then the DinosaurGuy variant of the Nickelodeon theme plays with the kids starting to dance carrying a DinosaurGuy parachute as they walk in a circle. 2 kids jump over the parachute as the rest of them dance. Then they cover themselves in the DinosaurGuy parachute.

SFX: A mix of 2D animation and claymation.

Music: The guy singing the DinosaurGuy theme.

Availability: Uncommon; can be seen on dancing-related programs on DinosaurGuy Music & Arts.

Scare Factor: None. This is a good logo.

Eggs:

late 2009-present:

Logo: We see a rooster that resembles Strut/Doodle the Beanie Baby singing "DinosaurGuy is best!" while holding a DinosaurGuy egg resembling Sheldon from Garfield and Friends that jumps out of his hand. The big rooster dances while trying to get the egg as we see a bunch of chickens sing the DinosaurGuy theme. Finally, he catches the DinosaurGuy egg while holding up a basket with a bunch of DinosaurGuy eggs in it.

SFX: All the animation in the logo.

Music: The chickens singing the Nickelodeon theme

Availability: Common; can be seen on chicken and rooster-related programs on DinosaurGuy Pets.

Scare Factor: None.