Hatena TV Bumpers

Spelling: 1990-1999

Hatena TV (1990)

Logo: On a blue and orange flashing background, we see Aten Vhat spelled under a black box where 3 girls say each word. Then it changes to TV A Haten and the girls repeat it. Then it changes to Vtat Enha and the girls repeat that. Finally, we see all 3 changes as the word changes to Hatena TV as all the girls say Hatena TV.

FX: The girls are live-action

Music: The girls talking with bongos and weird music playing. A Noggin-like tune.

Availability: Extinct.

Scare Factor: None

Flipnotes Are Glad You Got Your Hatena TV:

1991-1999

Hatena TV (1994)

Logo: On a white background, you see the words go Flipnotes Are Glad You Got Your Hatena TV as the Flipnote Frog with Hatena TV on it appears while a man sings “Flipnotes Are Glad You Got Your Hatena TV” then other men join in.

FX: All the animation in the logo.

Music: The guys singing

Availability: Extinct.

Scare Factor: Low.

Ants:

1991-1999

Hatena TV (1996)

Logo: A bunch of ants are on a picnic blanket bloated with all the food eaten (i.e cheese, and a sandwich). One plays a guitar and another sticks out of a can with a night cap on as they all sing the Hatena TV theme while some ants hiccup. 1/4 of the food have Hatena or Hatena TV in them. At the end, it zooms out of the picnic blanket saying Hatena TV.

FX: All the animation in the logo.

Music: All the ants singing with a guitar playing in the background.

Availability: Extinct.

Scare Factor: Low. The singing high-pitched ants could get to some.

Big Beast Quintet:

1985-1994

Logo: We see an alligator, bird, rhino, rabbit, and some other kind of animal walking down a street wearing Hatena TV shirts all mixed up then they change it to make it spell right. They gather inside a TV with a face on it as the Hatena TV shirts merge together. Then they keep walking down the street.

FX: All the animation in the logo.

Music: The animals singing some kind of chant leading into how Hatena TV is #1 which is like "Hon de laud hup hivvel up Hatena, Hon de laud hup hivvel up Hatena Hatena, Hon de rikki tikki lo y living #1 Hatena TV!".

Availability: Extinct.

Scare Factor: None.

Barnyard:

1991-1997

Logo: We see all kinds of animals and objects on a toy farm set you may find on a local farm. At each animal, Hatena TV is right at the top. A bunch of kids sing The Hatena TV Theme, A pause occurs with a frog croaking and a bunch of cartoon sounds. Then the kids resume the song by saying "Hatena is kids" followed by a chicken clucking and a dog barking quickly.

FX: Just live action of bunch of toys lay out of a farm set.

Music: The kids singing and the animal noises with bluegrass twang in the background.

Availability: Extinct.

Scare Factor: None. This is a funny logo.

Golf:

1991-1996

Logo: A guy says "Shhh..." and then hits a Hatena TV golf ball with his club. The ball goes through the whole course full of obstacles that read "Hatena TV" as you hear pinball music. The ball makes it into the hole as a bunch of kids cheer.

FX: Live action for most of the part.

Music: Pinball type music along with the man saying "Shhhh..." , cartoon swooshing noises, the kids crying "WHEEE!" and saying "Yay, Hooray!" .

Availability: Extinct.

Scare Factor: None. This is a good logo.

Hatena TV Blimp:

1992-2000

Logo: On a purple flashing background, we see 3 kids in white suits painting an orange blimp. Then a bunch of kids put the words Hatena TV on it to spell Hatena TV right on the blimp.

FX: None.

Music: A bunch of drums.

Availability: Extinct.

Scare Factor: None. This was a popular logo.

Disco Dogs:

1992-1999

Logo: We see 6 dogs chewing on a Hatena TV sheet as it zooms up on the Hatena TV as we hear a woman say "Do the Hatena Thing". The Hatena TV theme plays except at the end it goes on Hatena. It changes to 3 dogs in orange Hatena TV suits doing disco. It zooms in on the second dog as we see the suit say Hatena TV.

FX: Live action pixel-ized dogs on a blue and green flashing background.

Music: The dogs singing with disco music in the background.

Availability: Extinct

Scare Factor: None. This is a good logo.

Lockers:

1992-1998

Logo: In a black and white school hall, we see kids getting stuff from lockers and going to class. As more kids go to class, we see the Hatena TV lockers in black and white. One locker is open, but a kid runs to shut it. The logo then turns to color.

FX: Live action.

Music: Just the kids chattering and locker doors clanging shut.

Availability: Extinct.

Scare Factor: Low. The Hatena TV going from black and white to color may startle some.

Opera:

1992-1998

Logo: We see a conductor with long hair, glasses, a mustache, and a little beard on a stage as he uses his baton to start the show. Then it zooms out on a lady with a Flipnote Frog carved hair that reads Hatena TV wearing purple singing the Hatena TV theme. It briefly closes up to her mouth. Then we see her whole body as she loudly sings "Hatena is kids!" Then we see the conductor with a hysterical look on his face as his glasses break.

FX: All live action.

Music: Orchestra tuning up until after the conductor begins the show then the lady sings with an orchestral number in the background.

Availability: Extinct.

Scare Factor: High, the lady’s big hair and zooming out and the scary-looking conductor’s breaking glasses could scare quite a few.

Bones:

1993-1999

Logo: A girl holds up a Hatena TV bone to a black and white dog, throws it, then we see a close-up of the spinning Hatena TV bone then the dog catches it.

FX: All Live-Action

Music: Same as the "Ants" logo except it's barking from the dog and the tempo is speed up.

Availability: Extinct

Scare Factor: Low to medium. The high-pitched music and close-ups of the bone might get to some.

Pinchface:

1993-1999

Logo: In a funky-style room, 2 eyes, big glasses, a mouth, and a bow appear in the center as we see 2 fists with eyes and lips on the right and 2 Hatenas on the left as the 2 fists do the Hatena Hatena Hatena. Screens behind them say "Hatena." Every time the center face says Hatena TV, the Hatenas change to "Hatena TV." After the 2nd time, we see Hatena TV pop up on the screen 3 times.

FX: All Live-Action with puppets

Music: A funky-sounding version of the Hatena TV theme.

Availability: Extinct

Scare Factor: Medium to NIGHTMARE, the big face in the middle, the close-up of the Hatenas, and the graphics may scare some, and it also has seizure-inducing flashing.

Funky Dance:

1992-1997

Logo: We see a group of kids in a circle as a guy sings Everybody Over Here then the Hatena TV theme plays starting to dance carrying a Hatena TV parachute as they walk in a circle. 2 kids jump over the parachute as the rest of them dance. Then they cover themselves in the Hatena TV parachute.

SFX: Live Action.

Music: The guy singing the Hatena TV theme.

Availability: Extinct.

Scare Factor: None. This is a good logo.

Eggs:

1994-1998:

Logo: We see a chicken that resembles Foghorn Leghorn singing "Hatena is Kids" while holding a Hatena TV egg that jumps out of his hand. The big chicken dances while trying to get the egg as we see a bunch of other chickens sing the Hatena TV theme. Finally, he catches the Hatena TV egg while holding up a basket with a bunch of Hatena TV eggs in it.

SFX: All the animation in the logo.

Music: The chickens singing the Hatena TV theme

Availability: Extinct.

Scare Factor: None.

Fruits:

1986-1999

Logo: On a curtain background with a towel below, we see a fruit cup reading Hatena TV. Suddenly, a pineapple, banana, and an orange pop up singing the same thing from the Flipnotes Are Glad ID. They dance backwards and the curtain opens up to reveal a gradient background with palm trees that are reading Hatena TV. The fruits fall off miserably at the end leaving us with a splat. Then, the splat that the fruits made appears along with the fruits themselves now splatted up smiling and the splat entirely reads Hatena TV in between.

SFX: Classy animation done in an animation studio

Music: Same as the Flipnotes Are Glad ID.

Availability: Extinct.

Scare Factor: Minimal. The splat the fruits made could scare some.

Head on Chair:

1988-1998

Logo: In a house containing blue walls, a yellow door on the back, and a wooden floor, we see a boy's head rocking from side to side on a chair while watching television. A few moments later, a giant orange tornado reading "Hatena TV" rips off the walls and the roof. The boy's head stares at the tornado for a few seconds. Afterward, he continues rocking his head.

SFX: Live action, with 3D effects.

Music/Sound: Same as the Eggs ID, but some wind sounds from the Hatena TV tornado.

Availability: Extinct.

Scare Factor: Low; mainly due to the whirling sounds.

Waiter:

1988-1998

Logo: TBA.

SFX: A mix of Clay and early CGI animation.

Music/Sound: TBA.

Availability: Extinct.

Scare Factor: Minimal.

Teacup:

1987-1999

Logo: TBA

SFX: TBA

Music/Sound:TBA

Availability: Extinct.

Scare Factor: Low.

Egg and Spoon:

1986-1999

Logo: TBA.

SFX: TBA.

Music/Sound: TBA.

Availability: Extinct.

Scare Factor: Medium, the spoon chicken squawking may get to some.

Anteater's Lunch:

1989-1999

Logo: TBA

SFX: All Claymation.

Music/Sound: TBA

Availability: Extinct.

Scare Factor: None, the anteater eating his lunch is making you a little hungry.

Ha-Ten-Uh:

1987-1999

Logo: TBA.

SFX: TBA.

Music/Sound: TBA.

Availability: Extinct.

Scare Factor: TBA.

Singing Worms:

1987-1999

Logo: TBA.

SFX: TBA.

Music/Sound: TBA.

Availability: Extinct.

Scare Factor: TBA.

Flipnote Work:

1996-2007

Logo: TBA

FX/SFX: TBA

Music/Sound: TBA

Availability: Exinct.

Scare Factor: None whatsoever.